the most beautiful jokes for you.............

Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much
thinking, he finally writes
a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."
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Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
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Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should
I write against mother
tongue.?
Santa: Very long!
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Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA"
shloka ka kya arth hai?
Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja
raha hoon.
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Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop
owner gave him the flag.
Guess what did he ask next...
Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.
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Santa went to battery shop n asked to change
battery.
The shopkeep! er asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
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Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.
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Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye
the.
Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar
hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle,
aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.
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Banta ek ! sadhu se bola" Baba, meri biwi bahut
pareshan karti hai, koi
upay batao.
Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun
banta?
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Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
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Santa was caught for speeding and went before
the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money.
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Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving
for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave.
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A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta
lipat ja...
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Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in
School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the
teacher erases the board.
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Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on
the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: U'll die bcoz haven't u heard train is
coming on platform?
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Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use
pigeons. 1day a pigeon
reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta
calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call
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Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of
communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
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Santa: I'm a proud father. My son is in m! edical
college.
Banta: What's he studying?"
Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!

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